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Sorry…

liams321 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:51:13 +0000

I’ve kinda been slacking lately in terms of the blog. But, as Mark McGwire once said, “I’m not here to talk about the past.” Anyway, I want to establish some things.

I’m in 6th grade at Geneva Middle School
DON’T GET INVOLVED IN POLITICAL ARGUMENTS ON THIS BLOG. THAT’S WHAT CNN IS FOR.
I am not a’int interested in grammar arguments
The Yankees are the best sports team in the world

Feel free to leave comments, as long as they’re not spam or politics

That’s it, I’ll see you next week!

Some People

liams321 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:33:12 +0000

A girl recently claimed that she had 56 stars tattooed on her face and slept through it.

Now, she’s suing the tattoo artist, claiming that she only wanted 3. I can understand the only wanting 3 part, although I don’t believe it. But SLEEPING while it happens!? COME ON! I’ve heard that childbirth is less painful! If someone is injecting ink into your face with a needle, you must be a pretty heavy sleeper to be unconscious during that period of physical pain. If she wins this lawsuit, I won’t care if the four horsemen come. The craziest has already happened. Saying that you slept through it is like saying that you slept through getting shot.

MTV Movie Awards

liams321 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:23:32 +0000

The MTV Movie Awards were about a week ago. Twilight pretty much swept the awards. Not surprising to me, because it was a voting event, and that was the teenybopper event of the year. My favorite part was when Sasha Baron Cohen, as Bruno, came in wire-flying style, hit a vent, and landed with his tenders in Eminem’s face. Eminem then stormed out with his entourage behind him.

Anyway, the Generation award went to Ben Stiller, Andy Samberg hosted, Jim Carrey made an appearance, along with Kiefer Sutherland, evry modern popular actor, and TRIUMPH THE INSULT DOG!!!!!!!!!! For those of you that don’t know who Triumph is, he is only the best ventriloquist material ever. Yes, better than Jeff Dunham. Sorry if I sounded a bit… odd. For me, at least.

Bernie Williams

liams321 — Sat, 16 May 2009 22:37:22 +0000

I was surfing channels today when I stumbled across something called Moving Forward on YES. This is unusal for this channel, because YES usually has some kind of baseball on. So I press info on the remote, and it says Bernie Williams performs live at the Nokia Theatre in New York City. Let me just say, this was definetly great music. It was a nice combination of jazz and rock, which all came together in a soothing kind of way. I would show you a video, but you need the stupid VideoPress for that.

If you listen to him, you will not be disappointed.

New Phone

liams321 — Sat, 09 May 2009 01:54:28 +0000

I just got a new phone. It’s an LG Voyager.

Many people have called the Voyager the iPhone killer, but I wholeheartedly disagree.
For one thing, the iPhone does not have an open-up keyboard, as the Voyager does.
Also, the iPhone isn’t on the world’s largest 3G network, as the Voyager is.
The iPhone costs 300 dollars, if you buy one from Apple or AT&T.
AT&T costs much more than Verizon Wireless.

That is why I bought a Voyager instead of an iPhone, in case you were wondering.

I Just Thought…

liams321 — Tue, 05 May 2009 01:18:47 +0000

That Coke is better than Pepsi, the chicken came before the egg, Knock-Knock jokes are the worst kind(even worse than Carrot Top, which is a pretty hard position to reach), and that the unwritten rules should be written, that you should be awarded for things that are a piece of cake with a piece of cake, PCs are better than Macs, troops should be supported; even if wars shouldn’t, Football is NOT mindless, academia is the key to success; even if not always the key to happiness, political cabinet selection should be based on ability; not race; gender; or campaign purposes, Bush 43 needs pronunciation lessons(it’s nuclear, not nukular, Dubya), Canada is the Wyoming of the world, Nike is and always be the best shoe company, the San Diego Chicken is the world’s best mascot, and that figures of speech should; experimentally; be applied to real life situations(Steve, it seems that you have just hit two birds with one stone!). But that’s just me.

Society Today

liams321 — Sun, 03 May 2009 02:11:40 +0000

Don’t even argue. Listen to this. All true. Disney and Wal-Mart are forming a secret alliance to take over the world, one young mind at a time. Miley Cyrus. Hannah Montana.

Hannah Montana=Pitiful

The Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers=Horrible

ESPN is excluded though, because they’re a sports channel, and almost every sports fan likes it. It’s good. Anyway, right now I can’t go through a day without hearing about a fly on the wall or burning up. And Twitter. Don’t even get me started on Twitter. Who the heck cares about what I had for breakfast, whatever I just did, or whatever I just didn’t?! I sure don’t.

Twitter=Spam

End of the Blogging Road (sort of)

liams321 — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:03:36 +0000

Roots To Wings is ending. I’m gonna miss it. It was really fun. One thing that I learned is that Macs are great. Still not better than PCs, though. Anyway, I orginally thought that blogs were moderately tacky, and that classes would be similar to those that Charlie Brown had. Turns out that I was a mile wrong. Roots To wings was just about the most fun non-active thing that I’ve ever done. My partner, Alex helped me a lot through the whole process and was very nice. It was very fun socializing with all of the HWS students. As you can see, they all helped me to make a proper blog, and a good one too. Oh, and in case you haven’t heard my favorite song before, here it is: Green Onions by Booker T & the MGs.

New Computer

liams321 — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:57:51 +0000

My family just got a new computer. Laptop, actually. It’s a Toshiba special edition a305 with a 15. 4 inch screen with TruBrite HD display.

I am very happy that we converted from the dinosaur dell 1999 computer that I was growing full beards waiting for the thing to load. It is also fully wireless, so the only wire that we need is the charger. Oh, and one more thing. I’M. A. PROUD. PC. And i’m ten years old. Cue windows sign now.

Summer Plans

liams321 — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:11:44 +0000

This Summer, I plan to do lots of things. I am most pumped about going to the Jersey Shore, out of doing that, going to Disneyworld, and going to New York City. It’s pretty hard to actually think about last time I went. I tore open just about my whole left hip’s skin.I can still see it.

Anyway, in New York I am going to go to The Museum of Natural History, the ESPN zone and Madame Tussaud’s wax museum.

In Florida, I am going to go to all sections of Disneyworld. I hope.