That Coke is better than Pepsi, the chicken came before the egg, Knock-Knock jokes are the worst kind(even worse than Carrot Top, which is a pretty hard position to reach), and that the unwritten rules should be written, that you should be awarded for things that are a piece of cake with a piece of cake, PCs are better than Macs, troops should be supported; even if wars shouldn’t, Football is NOT mindless, academia is the key to success; even if not always the key to happiness, political cabinet selection should be based on ability; not race; gender; or campaign purposes, Bush 43 needs pronunciation lessons(it’s nuclear, not nukular, Dubya), Canada is the Wyoming of the world, Nike is and always be the best shoe company, the San Diego Chicken is the world’s best mascot, and that figures of speech should; experimentally; be applied to real life situations(Steve, it seems that you have just hit two birds with one stone!). But that’s just me.
