Don’t even argue. Listen to this. All true. Disney and Wal-Mart are forming a secret alliance to take over the world, one young mind at a time. Miley Cyrus. Hannah Montana.
The Jonas Brothers.
ESPN is excluded though, because they’re a sports channel, and almost every sports fan likes it. It’s good. Anyway, right now I can’t go through a day without hearing about a fly on the wall or burning up. And Twitter. Don’t even get me started on Twitter. Who the heck cares about what I had for breakfast, whatever I just did, or whatever I just didn’t?! I sure don’t.
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